dear quadriceps
Thursday, May 17th, 2007i’d like to apologize to you for what happened today. i know we’ve been walking that 3 mile loop for a few weeks now, and you haven’t seemed to mind at all. in fact, you seemed to enjoy it. so, surely you can understand why i thought you’d agree it was time to see if we could run for one of those miles. yes, i know we haven’t actually done any running, well, since we were on the track team in high school. but still, it seemed like the next logical step.
i was wrong. i see that now.
please forgive me. and, uh, let me stand up, too? please? i have to pee, and i don’t want to wheel this chair to the bathroom…