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dear lowes,

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

why does your current advertising campaign hate the english language?  “Let’s Holiday the Season”?!?!?!  does your ad company not actually know the difference between nouns and verbs?  what dim fuckwit signed off on this crap?

unless you are specifically targeting the semi-literate to unliterate demographic, i’m going to assume this will be corrected.  once you realize what a horrible, horrible crime against language you’ve committed.

shit, that’s never going to happen, is it?  fuck you, i’m going to the home depot then.

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any of you pipe smokers?

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007

if so, and if you’ve not found it on your own, this is a drool-worthy site for pipes. nice selection of new, and a great selection of estate pipes (couple of dunhills listed that i’m lusting after. such as this one).

claude, i know you quit, so i apologize if this is cruel.

Posted in pipes, conspicuous consumerism, smoking | 2 Comments »