dear lowes,
why does your current advertising campaign hate the english language? “Let’s Holiday the Season”?!?!?! does your ad company not actually know the difference between nouns and verbs? what dim fuckwit signed off on this crap?
unless you are specifically targeting the semi-literate to unliterate demographic, i’m going to assume this will be corrected. once you realize what a horrible, horrible crime against language you’ve committed.
shit, that’s never going to happen, is it? fuck you, i’m going to the home depot then.
November 6th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
What about people like myself? Did you ever consider the stupid? Sometimes we need things not to be so damn complicated with all those extra words.
November 7th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
hi winter. congrats! you are the first new commentor in weeks to not include a link to porn!
there may be a prize for this.
November 10th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Does the prize include pornography? Because that would be awesomely* ironic.
I like Lowe’s better, but only because when I forget the screws/gaskets/washers/etc., Lowe’s is (now) significantly closer to my house, which helps the old blood pressure, as well as the fuel consumption.
Also, their blue environs are a little more soothing than Home Depot orange.
K (*I did that on purpose)
November 24th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
sorry, but i live to verbify nouns.
when here in missoula, i always shop at lowes, because in order to get to home depot, i have to cross 5 lanes of homicidal 4-wheelered asphalt.
on foot.