dear quadriceps
i’d like to apologize to you for what happened today. i know we’ve been walking that 3 mile loop for a few weeks now, and you haven’t seemed to mind at all. in fact, you seemed to enjoy it. so, surely you can understand why i thought you’d agree it was time to see if we could run for one of those miles. yes, i know we haven’t actually done any running, well, since we were on the track team in high school. but still, it seemed like the next logical step.
i was wrong. i see that now.
please forgive me. and, uh, let me stand up, too? please? i have to pee, and i don’t want to wheel this chair to the bathroom…
May 18th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Where exactly is a quadricep?
May 18th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
you know those really large muscles that comprise the front of your thighs? those are your quadriceps.
May 18th, 2007 at 11:37 pm
i pulled weeds all day yesterday and my forearms are a bit stiff, or maybe that was . . . well, anyway, be good to your body, it’s a temple.
May 21st, 2007 at 11:22 am
don’t worry, i make regular offerings of beer and holy herbs to the temple.
May 21st, 2007 at 4:06 pm
sweet!